Warcraft Sues

Oldbad

2016-09-02T23:55:25Z

Posted by: no_to_three_sad_onions

I found a folder on my computer

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It's Time to Stop [When the Cringe is Too Strong]

2016-08-11T19:03:56Z

Posted by: typhos

Well, it's that time again. Another expansion and a new edgy class. I bet you guys thought I was dead, huh? Nah, just temporarily retired.

Lemme be honest. I adore demon hunters. I've been roleplaying one for about six years now and it's the OLDEST character (as in, the character I've still kept and been consistently rping) that I have for a reason. She's a lot of fun and my select group of friends and I have done lots of really cool things with DH rp. However, now that demon hunters are a class, I knew a wider variety of badlords would be brought to the table. There were always bad demon hunters. Since the beginning, really. I want to make that clear. However, it's only magnified with it being to more available to people now. (Not that I have a problem with the class being released. I couldn't be happier.)

So let us begin. I literally had thousands of people to choose from on this, but I chose something special. This is everything I hate about bad demon hunter rp and everything that embodies what a textbook sue looks like, at least to me. There were so many flags in this ONE profile, I had a hard time reading it aloud to my friends because the cringe was TOO strong.

Here's a tidbit of what you're about to see. If you can't make it past this, don't look under the cut.

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A Treat from Argent Dawn

2015-10-04T21:10:53Z

Posted by: lucidfox

Four of them, this time around.

( Behold and weep. )

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You Are Not Prepared!

2015-08-23T19:31:23Z

Posted by: typhos

I was having a relaxing day when suddenly my friends gave me this...

Her human form is purple.

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Sue Residue

2015-07-30T20:41:03Z

Posted by: no_to_three_sad_onions

Eugh it's all over my hands :C

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Floating Felhound Dragon Wolfman (who is also a Blood Elf named Gautro)

2015-07-15T12:25:01Z

Posted by: no_to_three_sad_onions

Today I visited Moonguard c:

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Dad?

2015-07-03T02:24:35Z

Posted by: no_to_three_sad_onions

DO YOU LIKE IT DAD!? DO YOU?

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This MRP was certainly the death of me

2015-04-23T23:17:05Z

Posted by: typhos

I don't think slashing my wrists and praising satan is enough to appease this demonic hellspawn of an edgelord.

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A Love Letter to my WCS Friends

2015-02-14T15:43:34Z

Posted by: typhos

Dearest WCS audience,

We have seen the most awful of what has come out of Warcraft's RP community. We have seen half-wolves, vampire pandaren, part-demon elves with neko ears, orc nagas, the offspring of Illidan and Arthas, and about a million dragons that somehow manage to one-up each other in terms in sheer terrible.

That being said, I have contributed a fair share of things that I consider almost worse than the last and continue to find things that manage to outdo each other in horribleness. Today I have come to you with something that can't be one-upped. There is nothing, I repeat nothing, on the entirety of the internet that comes close to this abomination of roleplay I've come across.

You see, what I at first thought was a simple troll - a person that's RP was too horrible to even be taken remotely seriously, turned out to be something far more awful than our minds can even imagine. There is no way this person is a troll. The level of time and detail in this. The amount of SHIT I've seen...

Nothing compares. Not even (My) Immortal on heroin could possibly come close to this.

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World of Bad Anime-craft

2015-01-31T21:41:03Z

Posted by: typhos

A while back, I thought about making a few special posts for New Years and Christmas. Oh yes, I found things that were and are certainly worth posting, but perhaps I'll save them for a rainier (or snowier?) day.

However today I stumbled (or rather it found me and slapped me silly in my lore senses) upon something that's just so over the top I have no clue if the person's trolling or even taking this seriously. I figure the latter since the way it's written doesn't imply comedy, however, I can't help but laugh hysterically.

I end up postponing my posts because I want to find quality material for the internet to devour. This one had my immediate, undivided attention. So without further adieu...

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They Never Change

2014-12-08T17:53:59Z

Posted by: lucidfox

Saw this one in Stormshield, exchanging /cuddle and /shake emotes with her Mistress. Well, at least they're being cheeky about it?

(Also, "bluegreen"?)

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The Adventures of Typhos and Onion

2014-11-25T09:54:54Z

Posted by: typhos

In this exciting installment of our tale, you will embark on a journey into the magical land of Stormwind and discover the true meaning of suedom. Prepare yourself for an adventure full of trials, tears, and laughter as these two wacky comrades plow their way through the river of broken hopes and dreams.

Joking aside, let's have realtalk. Pack guilds, you all know 'em. Thankfully the fad seemed to have died off for the most part after Cata. It's strange to think the some people still form them, but those that do are...desperate for members. We'll get to this later.

Let's start a real RP discussion here. Worgen packs do exist, although the lore behind them isn't exactly 100% consistent (much like almost everything else in the Warcraft universe). From what I understand Worgen packs consist of mostly feral worgen. However, even though the leader of the Bloodfang Pack is fierce, he seems to have a human mind. So this likely means that the strongest and most intelligent (which would likely mean less feral) members of the pack are the leaders. Which makes perfect sense. So taking in account the mental states of Relaar Fangfire (Alpha Prime) and Packlord Ivar, I can assume that Alphas/Packlords are -not- feral (or at least not fully feral) and simply command the rest of the mindless worgen.

TL;DR - [Speculation] Worgen Packleaders are *NOT* feral? The rest of the pack is. That does not mean they are any less vicious. They may be far more vicious, even. They would have to be to lead the masses of feral worgen.

Now, that being said, let's get to our 'sue'.

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3edgy5me

2014-11-02T05:49:06Z

Posted by: typhos

I really don't even know what to say about this one. So many questions, so few answers.
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Harry, My Son

2014-10-02T08:09:24Z

Posted by: typhos

What you're about to read is a fanfiction that bridges pottersues and warcraft_sues. I warn you, this not only is lorecrushing (in both universes) beyond all reason, it's also absolutely out of character for Harry Potter too. Oh what, you thought I only delved into the world of bad MRPs? You were wrong.

Link to the actual fanfiction:
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/10686704/1/Harry-my-son

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Out For Blood (and Dead Babies)

2014-09-08T04:13:17Z

Posted by: typhos

Well, they're up to their usual business. Who? Out for Blood. Speaking of which, I found this absolutely vile MRP in the -MIDDLE OF THE CATHEDRAL DISTRICT-. Don't get me wrong. DKs should be kind of disgusting, but this is just...so many levels of wrong, bordering on someone's sick fetish. This is -worse- than the stuff I've found in Goldshire. So please...

If you are squeamish PLEASE do not read this post! I warned you! NSFW! NSFL!
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Why WrA, why?

2014-09-06T13:07:28Z

Posted by: ghostwolfpup

So I was sitting around in Stormwind City, roleplaying with my best friend, when we notice this going on behind us.

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Keep Out

2014-09-05T13:19:13Z

Posted by: ghostwolfpup

No, really. Keep this crap out of WoW. It doesn't belong.

( FAIL! )

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The Sad Truth about Out for Blood

2014-09-01T09:31:06Z

Posted by: no_to_three_sad_onions

I cried and made the depressed. I AM SO SAD AT YOU GUYS.

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Xoro-what? I don't even anymore.

2014-08-12T16:07:22Z

Posted by: fryingpanwench

Okay, so we've seen naga, dragons and dragonkin, vampires, and elven lycan...but for the love of god, can anyone tell me what the hell is this? :

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Mary Sue 2: The Electric Boogaloo [The Sue to End All Sues]

2014-08-09T01:39:43Z

Posted by: typhos

To date, this remains the most painful MRP I have ever forced myself to read. I wonder why I haven't posted this yet, but perhaps subconsciously I repressed the memory of ever screencapping this - OR perhaps I was trying to protect the public from possibly the worst fucking MRP -ever-.

This is it guys. The worst sue to date. You thought Dragon Jesus was bad? You thought the Orc Naga or the "Unholy Princess of Ahn'Qiraj" was enough to make you want to ram your head into the nearest brick wall to HOPEFULLY forget what you have read? You've seen nothing, children.

I was again browsing through my folder when SUDDENLY:

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An Excuse to Godmode

2014-08-06T02:53:29Z

Posted by: typhos

I have a whole heap of MRPs that I seemed to have glanced over in my MRP folder. Thankfully, I found them again and you guys can once again enjoy facepalming until your forehead is red over these terrible travesties of writing.

WARNING!!! THIS IS A LONG POST!!

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"Triad-Enfused"

2014-07-12T04:04:55Z

Posted by: no_to_three_sad_onions

He is, a great and powerful Magi.

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Stormwind Invasion Zombie

2014-07-08T10:27:16Z

Posted by: no_to_three_sad_onions

Drunken Angry rant. For the root of my anger, please skip the tl;dr and scroll down to the bottom. Thanks.

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Controversial Halfbreeds

2014-06-25T21:56:33Z

Posted by: no_to_three_sad_onions

Two Succubi, a Paladin, and a Half-Orc walk into Cathedral Square...

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Vampire Princess of Eversong

2014-06-23T20:42:28Z

Posted by: fryingpanwench

Actually had this little mrp gem hidden in my screenshots folder for a while.

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